Snarky Scarecrow – “Brains Are Nice” shirt

Brains are nice. I wish everybody had one.
This delightfully petty design features a scruffy, kawaii scarecrow leaning sassily over a brick wall, complete with a tattered witch hat and just the right amount of judgment in those lifeless eyes. It’s cute, it’s spooky-season adjacent, and it’s serving passive-aggressive realness for anyone who's had to deal with people who just don’t get it.

Perfect for witches with a sharp tongue, lovers of spooky-cute aesthetics, and anyone who needs a reminder that common sense isn’t actually that common.

🧠 Available as a sticker, shirt, or mug
🧹 Designed for snarky souls, spooky season lovers, and sarcastic spellcasters
✨ Durable, high-quality print (on-demand, low waste!)
👻 Perfect gift for your favorite sarcastic witch or brainiac

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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